Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Birth Control

A screaming newborn baby is the world's best birth control method! LOL! It works so well that not only does it work for the parents, but for siblings, neighbours, and visiting friends and family!!
Seriously! Just after 5 mins of it, no one wants to take the chance of having sex and getting pregnant!!
Hell, for the parents, just having a newborn is enough to prevent sex. Not cause you don't want it (I have a box on condoms begging to be used!), but because it takes so much to coordinate! I'm ready now, and finally baby has fallen back asleep...but husband has fallen asleep too.
Ah well...maybe tomorrow night...


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